The Life of a Second Class Skitzo: November 2004

kids! you can try this at home! part 2

4.Okay, I going to assume that your Dragon Beard Candy has been sitting untouched on the plate for a few hours now... By now the candy should have caramelize and should look like this:

Dragon Beard Candy after a few hours

5.Now here's the fun part!!!! you are going to make your own little Naked Mole Rat pet!! Yay!! Take a look at the candy and picture a Naked Mole Rat. Now get a chopstick or a toothpick and let your imagination go wild!

Naked Mole Rat Example

Here's how your completed pet may look like!

Naked Mole Rat Pet part 1

Naked Mole Rat Pet part 2

Naked Mole Rat Pet upclose

Remember to take care of him/her well. It's lifespan should last about 3 days or until it gets mouldy.

(for educational purposes only. No Naked Mole Rats were hurt during the creation of this post.)

kids! you can try this at home! part 1

When I was young, I always wanted pets... but after a few unfortunate experiences with a rabbit, a chick and a few other critters, I was banned from keeping any.

This post is for the benefit of all the other children out there that have dreams of having their own pet but can't for some reason or another.

Firstly, you'll need some Dragon Beard Candy and a plate.

1. Place the Dragon Beard Candy on the plate

Dragon Bread Candy on a plate

Dragon Beard Candy on a plate upclose

2. Do a monkey dance while screaming; " I want a pet! give me a pet! I deserve a pet!" at the top of you lungs
3. Leave the candy on the plate for a few hours

To Be Continued...

may the force be with you...

You know what? everyone has the force within them~ follow these steps to use the your force:

1. Stand in front of an automatic sliding door
2. Lift your hand and invoke the powers of the force
3. Watch how amazing things happen with your powers

ps: if the door doesnt slide open, it means you need to go visit yoda, or call a repairman...

All hail, great Master Yoda

some fun in the bath

Lock: Hey! quit pushing me~
Shock: Shuddup!I haven't taken a bath for quite awhile now...
Lock: Go stuff your head down a toilet bowl or something...
Barrel: Heh heh heh... you both stink ... here's some Detol~ now drink 3 mouthfulls each