<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996</id><updated>2011-04-22T12:34:15.515+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Life of a Second Class Skitzo</title><subtitle type='html'>need i say more?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996.post-110179580065672710</id><published>2004-11-30T14:01:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2004-11-30T14:25:49.970+08:00</updated><title type='text'>kids! you can try this at home! part 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;4.Okay, I going to assume that your Dragon Beard Candy has been sitting untouched on the plate for a few hours now... By now the candy should have caramelize and should look like this:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#333333;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(211).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(211).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Dragon Beard Candy after a few hours&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;5.Now here's the fun part!!!! you are going to make your own little &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lpzoo.com/tour/factsheets/mammals/naked_mole_rat.html"&gt;Naked Mole Rat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; pet!! Yay!! Take a look at the candy and picture a Naked Mole Rat. Now get a chopstick or a toothpick and let your imagination go wild!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/naked.jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/naked.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Naked Mole Rat Example&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Here's how your completed pet may look like!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(222).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(222).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Naked Mole Rat Pet part 1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(221).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(221).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Naked Mole Rat Pet part 2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(219).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(219).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Naked Mole Rat Pet upclose &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#333333;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Remember to take care of him/her well. It's lifespan should last about 3 days or until it gets mouldy&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;(for educational purposes only. No Naked Mole Rats were hurt during the creation of this post.)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9337996-110179580065672710?l=fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/110179580065672710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9337996&amp;postID=110179580065672710' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110179580065672710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110179580065672710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/2004/11/kids-you-can-try-this-at-home-part-2.html' title='kids! you can try this at home! part 2'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996.post-110173565556855882</id><published>2004-11-29T21:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T21:42:56.733+08:00</updated><title type='text'>kids! you can try this at home! part 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;When I was young, I always wanted pets... but after a few unfortunate experiences with a rabbit, a chick and a few other critters, I was banned from keeping any.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This post is for the benefit of all the other children out there that have dreams of having their own pet but can't for some reason or another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, you'll need some &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.yuzumura.com/bamboogarden/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dragon Beard Candy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt; and a plate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Place the Dragon Beard Candy on the plate &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(197).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(197).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Dragon Bread Candy on a plate&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(192).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(192).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;Dragon Beard Candy on a plate upclose&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;2. Do a monkey dance while screaming; " I want a pet! give me a pet! I deserve a pet!" at the top of you lungs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;3. Leave the candy on the plate for a few hours&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ffffcc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;To Be Continued...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9337996-110173565556855882?l=fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/110173565556855882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9337996&amp;postID=110173565556855882' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110173565556855882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110173565556855882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/2004/11/kids-you-can-try-this-at-home-part-1.html' title='kids! you can try this at home! part 1'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996.post-110164005845334644</id><published>2004-11-28T19:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2004-11-28T21:14:48.906+08:00</updated><title type='text'>may the force be with you...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;You know what? everyone has the force within them~ follow these steps to use the your force:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;1. Stand in front of an automatic sliding door&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;2. Lift your hand&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;and invoke the powers of the force&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;3. Watch how amazing things happen with your powers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;ps: if the door doesnt slide open, it means you need to go visit yoda, or call a repairman...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/yoda%20copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/yoda%20copy.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;All hail, great Master Yoda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9337996-110164005845334644?l=fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/110164005845334644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9337996&amp;postID=110164005845334644' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110164005845334644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110164005845334644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/2004/11/may-force-be-with-you.html' title='may the force be with you...'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996.post-110156766058071939</id><published>2004-11-27T23:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2004-11-27T23:29:40.156+08:00</updated><title type='text'>some fun in the bath</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Lock:&lt;/span&gt; Hey! quit pushing me~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Shock&lt;/span&gt;: Shuddup!I haven't taken a bath for quite awhile now...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Lock:&lt;/span&gt; Go stuff your head down a toilet bowl or something...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Barrel:&lt;/span&gt; Heh heh heh...&lt;/span&gt; you both stink ... here's some Detol~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"&gt;now drink 3 mouthfulls each&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(189).jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(189).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;rubber dub dub 3 creeps in a tub&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9337996-110156766058071939?l=fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/110156766058071939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9337996&amp;postID=110156766058071939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110156766058071939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110156766058071939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/2004/11/some-fun-in-bath.html' title='some fun in the bath'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9337996.post-110150077431819429</id><published>2004-11-27T05:25:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2004-11-27T06:48:04.910+08:00</updated><title type='text'>em, this is my blog...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#666666;"&gt;lallalaa~ * does a monkey dance of joy&lt;br /&gt;Lets see, today I did nothing.. woo hooo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/640/Image(184).3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="phostImg" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(184).3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;this is me doing nothing ^__^&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9337996-110150077431819429?l=fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/feeds/110150077431819429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9337996&amp;postID=110150077431819429' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110150077431819429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9337996/posts/default/110150077431819429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticplasticworld.blogspot.com/2004/11/em-this-is-my-blog.html' title='em, this is my blog...'/><author><name>pudds</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00813131924932848861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/172/2465/320/Image(158)2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
